OMIGOSH!!1

I was playing around on Aunt G.'s computer's recorder while listening to Neko Case... and I realized that with the wonder of the internet, I can now show everyone what a schitzoid I am!
I'M GOING TO UPLOAD SOME SOUND FILES OF MY VERY OWN SELF SINGING LIKE AN ASS!!! STAY TUNED!!!!

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dial-up internet is a fcuker

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you know what sucks? dialup internet.

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Yeah so here's the thingys. What better place to embarrass oneself than in front of strangers? Please mother of God right-click and "save target as" so you don't kill my bandwidth. Umm... so... go {here} for yowling street cat and {here} for angsty female-thing and {here} for miniature yowling street cat. Please brother of God turn down the volume unless you enjoy ruptured eardrums.

Fucking with your computer's default recorder: it's fun AND therapeutic!!! Everyone should do it omg!!!1! I know I'm not the only one who's ever been curious what some internet person's voice sounds like.

Now watch me as I run away from the computer in a burst of self-conscious adrenaline and never return for at least a month.