"Santa ain't coming (No more ho ho!)..."--Bizarre Christmas song I heard today

[atotalblamblam]

They just said on the news that this year the U.S. military is helping out Santa, escorting his sleigh. Well isn't that just a warm and fuzzy moment? This year the jolly old red man with dimples so merry will have gun-weilding body guards to protect him from the dangers of little Jane and Jimmy. Aww, how precious!

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And, 2: Donkey.

"What this?"
"Er...pie."

Comments

[mommyofjazzy.livejournal.com]

ROFLMAO!!!!! I'm sorry. That comment just made me laugh. I don't mean to laugh because I know you're cranky, but it just sounded funny. :P

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[atotalblamblam.livejournal.com]

No, it's all right, I was kinda trying to be funny. :) Glad you got the joke. But I really did hear this on the news! Do they think we don't know Santa isn't real?! Hee hee.

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[mommyofjazzy.livejournal.com]

hahahaha. I think it's more for the kids n stuff, but yeah. I do see your point. :P

[psychobiddy.livejournal.com]

What do you mean, Santa isn't real?!?!?!?

[atotalblamblam.livejournal.com]

Oh! Um er... that was... just a joke too! Don't worry, Santa really DOES exist!

[loserx.livejournal.com]

every year norad does this thing where they make a statement about how they caught santa on their radar

[atotalblamblam.livejournal.com]

God, all these lies! They just have to manipulate us American citizens all the time!

Only, what's norad?

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[loserx.livejournal.com]

north american radar and defense *i think* its built into cheyene mountain in colorado springs, colorado. it's a joint operation ran by both canada and the us and it tracks every missle and airplane that is in the air anywhere in the world.

[atotalblamblam.livejournal.com]

Wow. Hearing about things like that kinda freaks me out, all the power and technology nations have to use that we don't hear about very much. I suppose it's neccessary, in some cases. It sure is impressive!