atotalblamblam: (snowman apocalypse!)
atotalblamblam ([personal profile] atotalblamblam) wrote2002-12-19 11:23 pm

"Santa ain't coming (No more ho ho!)..."--Bizarre Christmas song I heard today

They just said on the news that this year the U.S. military is helping out Santa, escorting his sleigh. Well isn't that just a warm and fuzzy moment? This year the jolly old red man with dimples so merry will have gun-weilding body guards to protect him from the dangers of little Jane and Jimmy. Aww, how precious!

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And, 2: Donkey.

"What this?"
"Er...pie."

[identity profile] mommyofjazzy.livejournal.com 2002-12-20 12:03 am (UTC)(link)
ROFLMAO!!!!! I'm sorry. That comment just made me laugh. I don't mean to laugh because I know you're cranky, but it just sounded funny. :P

[identity profile] loserx.livejournal.com 2002-12-20 08:10 pm (UTC)(link)
every year norad does this thing where they make a statement about how they caught santa on their radar