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So as I was walking along the overpass, this brokedown hoopty pulls up and this guy leans out the window and he says, “Hey, Girl! Hey BabyCakes! I thought I was lost but now I'm found. Wanna show me the way?” Well, I was like, how dare he drive such a clunker!, but then I decided to be you know, open-minded and didn't put it against him. “Yeah Mister? Well, I was headed off to-“ I was gonna say the college, but he interrupted me before I got any further--said, “Doesn't matter where you were *going*! It’s all about how you get there. Hop in the back there. Let's go,” So I just went, “Yeah whatever,” and hopped in. Well of course just like in the movies, soon as I was in he stomped on the gas and screeched us on out.
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