AUGH NO NO NO!!

[atotalblamblam]

This is the most horrible result I've ever gotten on one of these things. I mean it could not get any worse than this:

If you were a Celebrity by tip_the_velvet
Username
Age
Who would win in a street fight? Ninja or pirate?
If you were a celebrity you would be
You would date
and have sex with them this many times a day.	611
This famous person would want you dead
and this person would stalk you
They will see you naked this many times	1,561
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But I entered in my other lj username and I got to be Captain Jack Sparrow and date that Indiana Jones guy, batman wanted me dead and Bob Saget was stalking me.