atotalblamblam: (snowman apocalypse!)
atotalblamblam ([personal profile] atotalblamblam) wrote2002-12-19 11:23 pm

"Santa ain't coming (No more ho ho!)..."--Bizarre Christmas song I heard today

They just said on the news that this year the U.S. military is helping out Santa, escorting his sleigh. Well isn't that just a warm and fuzzy moment? This year the jolly old red man with dimples so merry will have gun-weilding body guards to protect him from the dangers of little Jane and Jimmy. Aww, how precious!

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And, 2: Donkey.

"What this?"
"Er...pie."

[identity profile] atotalblamblam.livejournal.com 2002-12-21 11:54 am (UTC)(link)
Oh! Um er... that was... just a joke too! Don't worry, Santa really DOES exist!